Associated Press headline just waiting for a juvenile punster

Hilton At Dulles Airport Closes After 120 Sickened

Or, if you would rather not contemplate the idea that Hilton rarely closes, you might want to answer the question How much would you pay to see Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler going at each other with all their might?

My problem with an immediate answer is, Who in the hell is Shanna Moakler? And I refuse to google her, in any sense of the verb.